so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
*accidentally fists ur butthole* things happen
no iphone
Hitler just wanted doughnuts and it must’ve got lost in translation
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
